That’s right, I’m taking commissions once again! But I’m doing it a little differently this time.
YOU pay me what you think I’m worth.
That’s right; you are in complete control of how much you pay for my stories. You think it’s worth a dollar? Gimmie a dollar. You think it’s worth fifty? Don’t give me that much are you insane!
I will write a drabble or short story about any subject you choose. If it’s not a subject or fandom with which I am familiar, we can discuss other options. They will be between 800-1700 words (more if i feel inspired), and when they are finished I will give you my paypal address.
While you are able to choose the price, I will tack on a $3 minimum for smut, simply because it’s more difficult for me to write.
If you’re one of the people who got me this new computer, YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED EVER BECAUSE OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
My Little Pony
Bioshock 1, 2, and Infinite
Final Fantasy (up to XI but mostly VII)
I’m sure there are others - just send me an ask!
“even though she knew she wasn’t the best-looking woman in the world, she smiled at her own image and felt a surge of pride in her chest. This was the woman who had twice defeated GLaDOS, who had defeated Wheatley in his madness, who had conquered Aperture and lived. A bullheaded, tenacious success of a woman. This was her.
Even if she was wearing a dress.”
just a little something for Jen x3.
Oh my goodness, this is awesome! Everyone should check out her art; she is amazing <3
Here is the link to the livestream of Hell or High Water by JenovaII! I will be reading the first few chapters, so feel free to drop in and listen and say hello! :3 I’ll wait a few minutes, and then start!
So, chance wanted me to discover that small rule, written in brackets, today. You cannot add song lyrics to your stories if you post on FF.net, even if they are necessary, even with disclaimers and quotes. And I understand that.
Too bad I had a song-fic on my account (now deleted.) And its song was Exile Vilify. Shocked by this revelation, I needed a remedy.
altairattorney: I NEED SASS. Some sassy line worthy of GLaDOS to replace the song lyrics in all the stories.
Jen: “That’s you. that’s how dumb you sound”
Of course I was joking, but I wanted to try how it sounded. I replaced, in this chat, some of the song lyrics in my stories with this famous line. The result was hilarious enough to produce the post you are reading:
altairattorney: Oh no Jen, I promise…after dinner I’ll sing Exile Vilify for you.
altairattorney: with different lyrics. Guess which.
This makes no sense and need no editing because it is massive stupidity sung in a bad voice. Anyway.
Credits: Exile Vilify belongs to The National. Thanks to CraftTableHD on YouTube for his HD instrumental!
omg i can’t believe you actually did this! It’s perfectly monstrous! TAKE THAT, FF.NET XDDDD
adjkalfjdk Thank you so much! I appreciate the kind words! GLaD you enjoyed it ;3
And you are an excellent test subject.
(Jen’s note: THIS IS AMAZING! As always, your writing is top-notch! And this is just so seel… thank you for this gift!)
Hi! I’m so so sorry this took so long! DX
Here is my interpretation of your Wheatley, made from scratch with Blender and After Effects. I just did a little turntable animation with some music to spice things up.
(Here are some still frames/additional angles)
The model is a little over half a million polygons, and is made up of around 220 individual pieces and 28 unique textures.
All the shots together took around 38 hours to render. I hope you like it! Thanks for writing such a great story!
Dear followers, please excuse me while i WALLOW ON THE FLOOR IN FANGASM OMG SHAPEFORM THIS IS INCREDIBLE
THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO MUCH and ugh you shut up about the lateness
this is PERFECT <33333333
Are you the one who knows how to take a life? You may remember faith and betrayal, both carved in fire on your skin - tell me, were you ever reborn, just to see your world crumble before your eyes? I know your story and your pain, as if your life were my own.
Or you may know different sufferings,…
Sweetheart, you deserve a million followers, not just one hundred. Congratulations <3
And all my followers GO FOLLOW HER! SHE IS AMAZING!
Spreading love a little early… <3 X3 <3
Also Valve, Y U NO RATTMANN VALENTINE?
Tumblr peeps, someone remedy this.
Once again, the OFFICIAL Portal Valentine’s, made by someone on the Valve team.
A little doodle for Jenovaii!
This is sort of from her awesome fanfiction, Hell or High Water (gooo read it now!) Eventually I’ll be able to actually draw and color an shade things, but for now you’re going to have to put up with this ;n; I was just in another fanart-y mood.
(Also, the gray thing on her hand’s a glove. The white is part of the ASHPD)
Hope you like it!
ASJDFJKALFJKD -flails- OMG I LOVE IT <3333 THANK YOU SO MUCH!